I have the VM seemingly working through the NixOS package, and if I run the Pharo image downloaded from there, it seems to show a window with nothing on it but a menu item labelled "Pharo" that does nothing.

Perhaps I'm missing something but I doubt the Linux VM download on that page will help me. Ordinary binaries don't tend to run on NixOS without at least some ELF patching due to the Nix store architecture.