Don't drive. You have to register your vehicle with the state and your current address.

It's very confusing, sharing an apartment with all these other guys also called Rusty Shackleford whose phone number is 867-5309.

It's okay, whenever someone threatens you just rely on the trusty ol' pocket sand technique!

https://youtu.be/PTAXUYLbFYk

I opted out of the 'must register your vehicle to a mailing address' a few years ago. The toll firms and meter maid cities send stacks of scary looking penalty assessment letters, which I forward to the landfill. No consequences to me, and the captured CO2 in the paper is sequestered in the dump.