> it’s just that you actually like staring at a cold unfeeling machine that tells you that you’ve fucked up over and over again.

I found great comic relief in this characterization, and want to extend the joke, comments like "that sounds 100 times better than my ex" or creating a "YFU as a service" company

Thanks for brightening my day.

Disclosure- it was more often me who was the harsh/unfeeling partner, not the ex.

And I like programming.