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USSR is proud to announce that they won 2nd place in an Olympic contest. The filthy USA regime? Next to last!

(There were only two countries competing in said event)



Apple proudly announced they won 2nd place in a competition among smartphone OSes.


Apple would never claim to be second.


Reminds me of a guy who claimed a "Flawless victory".


1st in open weight




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