[1000 points] Some hot-button political issue that we know nothing about
[-1 points] An O(n) time algorithm for multiplying matrices
And that's why I have been phasing my tech news away from HN.
It's really enjoyable watching the 4chan folks take the piss out of here--though a lot of the posts are, I suspect, newfags (in the vernacular) posting purposefully bigoted things in language that isn't typical to /g/.
Lobste.rs is a good place, sometimes 4chan (though it's mostly garbage, at least it's honest and obviously garbage), sometimes the relevant project issue trackers and website myself, sometimes twitter.
We're disrupting the 1gorillion dollar [insert industry] sign up for our beta to check it out[0].
[0]We just need your name, address, credit card, and birth date. To verify your a human.[1]
[1] and we store all of this in clear text files on our server.[2]
[2] which was written using [insert new hipster language] by some guy who's been programming for 3 weeks.[3]
[3] but we promise not use your data to mine the shit out of you and sell it to advertisers.[4]
[4] jk